Traveling Activities Partner (Platonic): I will travel to your home (or place of your choosing) to play a board game, card game, or any other game of choice. If games are not your thing, we can watch a movie or tv show together and candidly dissect the work of art afterward. We can just hang out and talk for hour/s on end. If you need help with basic things, such as light cooking and basic decluttering, I can help you with that as a secondary helper. Need help with other things like sending e-mails, mailing letters, contacting family members and friends, setting things up on your computer, cell phone, and other electronic devices, or anything else of that nature? I am here for you! (Please note, I am not a caregiver, so I will not be able to help with any caregiving needs.)
For outings, you’ll need to set up a ride to get there. I can tag along with you for that ride or I can meet you at the outing. If you want help with planning outings (of all types) I can double as the planner. The outings can be to anywhere, ranging from: appointments, fun destinations, plays/musicals, art galleries, gardens, restaurants, parties, concerts, movie theaters, you name it! If the outing requires payment for me to attend, you will need to foot the bill, in addition to my hourly rate of $30 an hour.
I have previous experience as an Activities Assistant (at a behavioral assisted living facility for the disabled), so I have quality experience in this field!
If you require an aide to be by your side, it will be necessary that they attend any outing that we go on.
Are you feeling lonely? I will be your hired, platonic friend in this dark time! And yes, you will become my actual friend! It is imperative that it remains platonic! I want to create lasting, meaningful memories, and most importantly, I want laughter to heal your soul.
But wait! There’s more! I also offer Additional Services:
Stealth Advertising/Brand Ambassador (Subtle, non-pushy advertising from the girl next door. I only promote companies that are sincere.) I will introduce people to your product or service in a genuine way. There is no other genuine way, other than through organic conversation! This will come off as a non-threatening recommendation to a product or service they should try, i.e. your product or service! Maybe I notice a woman’s purse and compliment her bag. I then tell her about where I got my bag. It just so happens to be your store! Maybe I overhear someone’s conversation and butt in about a relevant product/service, maybe I just strike up a random conversation in the grocery line, coffee shop, restaurant, wherever. Every interaction will be organic and natural. The way your product or service will be promoted is by my honest words about what great things your company offers. It will all be delivered in regular conversation. The product or service will be subtly recommended to the customer as something they should try! It won’t be pushy. It won’t be in anyone’s face. Most will not even know that I will be a literal walking ad for your company. They will see a sincere human being, not a flashy billboard. Prior to a work relationship, It is mandatory for me to test your product beforehand to make sure it is something I can genuinely get behind! There will be a $25 fee required for my time spent on testing your product.
The rate to hire me to be your Stealth Marketer will depend on the size and time of the project. I will charge a flat rate, however. Contact me for questions and details.
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